Aliya says "Mom, come look at this cool thing we found."
Mom says "okay honey I will be there in a sec."
Aliya says "Come on Mom. It is so cool."
Mom says "Okay, I am coming."
I go outside thinking my children are going to show me a cool rock they found or a cool flower.
Landon shoves this container in my face and there in the container is a dead lizard. Not just a little baby lizard, but a full grown huge Lizard.
Mom SCREAMS!!!!
Mom says "Landon, did you touch it?"
Landon laughs "No mom, I picked it up with the shovel."
Aliya says "Mom, can we keep it?"
Mom SCREAMS!!!!
Mom says very calmly "Aliya and Landon, go bury the lizard WITHOUT TOUCHING IT."
Mom says "Oh wait, let me get a picture for the blog"
Mom walks outside and the container with the dead lizard in it is between her and the car, which is where her camera is.
Mom says "Never mind. I don't need a picture to tell this story."
Why in the heck would my seven year old daughter think a dead lizard is cool?
Mom says "okay honey I will be there in a sec."
Aliya says "Come on Mom. It is so cool."
Mom says "Okay, I am coming."
I go outside thinking my children are going to show me a cool rock they found or a cool flower.
Landon shoves this container in my face and there in the container is a dead lizard. Not just a little baby lizard, but a full grown huge Lizard.
Mom SCREAMS!!!!
Mom says "Landon, did you touch it?"
Landon laughs "No mom, I picked it up with the shovel."
Aliya says "Mom, can we keep it?"
Mom SCREAMS!!!!
Mom says very calmly "Aliya and Landon, go bury the lizard WITHOUT TOUCHING IT."
Mom says "Oh wait, let me get a picture for the blog"
Mom walks outside and the container with the dead lizard in it is between her and the car, which is where her camera is.
Mom says "Never mind. I don't need a picture to tell this story."
Why in the heck would my seven year old daughter think a dead lizard is cool?
2 comments:
That is hilarious!! I would freak out too.
they are kids! haha they think everything is cool. especially landon will think that is cool. haha you have awesome kids!! i love your kids! they are so funny! they are easily entertained which is good, they have good imaginations. they are good kids! :)
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